YOU SAID:
Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!
INTO JAPANESE
勇敢な男性は一死にます。臆病者は魚の頭の人魚と結婚します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A brave man dies. The coward marries a fish-headed mermaid!
INTO JAPANESE
勇敢な男が死ぬ。臆病者は魚の頭の人魚と結婚します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A brave man dies. The coward marries a fish-headed mermaid!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.