YOU SAID:
Bring me thy finest buttocks cheeks in all the land, as thy quote "bigus dickus" requires the pleasing of such meat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの引用「bigusdickus」はそのような肉を喜ばせる必要があるので、私にあなたの最高の臀部の頬をすべての土地に持ってきてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bring me your best buttock cheeks to all lands, as your quote "bigus dickus" needs to please such meat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの引用「bigusdickus」がそのような肉を喜ばせる必要があるので、私にあなたの最高の臀部の頬をすべての土地に持ってきてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bring me your best buttock cheeks to all lands, as your quote "bigus dickus" needs to please such meat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.