YOU SAID:

buddy i want to drink all night long and get wasted so that i can't remember the night before because my girlfriend broke up with me and she left with some rich guy named bob

INTO JAPANESE

私のガールフレンドは私と別れ、彼女はボブという名前の金持ちの男と一緒に去ったので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My girlfriend broke up with me and she left with a rich man named Bob

INTO JAPANESE

私のガールフレンドは私と別れ、彼女はボブという名前の金持ちと一緒に去りました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My girlfriend broke up with me and she left with a rich man named Bob