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Burger king whoppers are the best! I want to die of heart disease at a young age. I will also drink excessive amounts of coca cola to increase by blood sugar because I also want diabetes. Yay! this is so fun! My chest hurts a bit. I think it's working

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バーガーキングのワッパーは最高です！心臓病で若くして死にたい。糖尿病にもなりそうなので、血糖値を上げるためにコカ・コーラを過剰に飲みます。わーい！これはとても楽しいです！少し胸が痛いです。効いてると思うよ

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Burger King's Whopper is the best! I want to die young from heart disease. I'm also on the verge of becoming diabetic, so I drink an excessive amount of Coca-Cola to raise my blood sugar levels. yay! This is so much fun! My chest hurts a little. I think it's working

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バーガーキングのワッパーは最高です！心臓病で若くして死にたい。私も糖尿病になりかけているので、血糖値を上げるためにコカ・コーラを過剰に飲みます。わーい！これはとても楽しいですね！少し胸が痛いです。効いてると思うよ

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Burger King's Whopper is the best! I want to die young from heart disease. I'm also on the verge of becoming diabetic, so I drink excessive amounts of Coca-Cola to raise my blood sugar levels. yay! This is so much fun! My chest hurts a little. I think it's working

INTO JAPANESE

バーガーキングのワッパーは最高です！心臓病で若くして死にたい。私も糖尿病になりかけているので、血糖値を上げるためにコカ・コーラを過剰に飲みます。わーい！これはとても楽しいですね！少し胸が痛いです。効いてると思うよ

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Burger King's Whopper is the best! I want to die young from heart disease. I'm also on the verge of becoming diabetic, so I drink excessive amounts of Coca-Cola to raise my blood sugar levels. yay! This is so much fun! My chest hurts a little. I think it's working