YOU SAID:
but if im him, and he's me... then what are you?
INTO JAPANESE
でも、もし私が彼で、彼が私なら...それではあなたは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But if I'm him and he's me... then what are you?
INTO JAPANESE
でも、私が彼で、彼も私だとしたら、あなたは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But if I am him and he is me, what are you?
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、私が彼であり、彼が私であるとしたら、あなたは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But what are you if I am him and he is me?
INTO JAPANESE
でも、もし私が彼で、彼が私だったら、あなたは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But if I was him and he was me, what would you be?
INTO JAPANESE
でも、私が彼で、彼も私だったら、あなたはどうなるでしょうか?
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But what if I was him and he was me too?
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、もし私が彼で、彼も私だったらどうでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But what if I was him and he was me too?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.