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but moooom, why can't i be an eldritch horror that lives beneath the corn in rural nebraska??

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でも、うーん、なぜ私はネブラスカ州の田舎のトウモロコシの下に住んでいる不気味なホラーになれないのですか??

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But hmm, why can't I just be a creepy horror living under the corn in rural Nebraska??

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でも、うーん、なぜ私はネブラスカ州の田舎のトウモロコシの下に住んでいる不気味なホラーではいけませんか??

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But hmmm, why can't I be a creepy horror living under the corn in rural Nebraska??

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でも、うーん、なぜ私はネブラスカ州の田舎のトウモロコシの下に住んでいる不気味なホラーになれないのですか??

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But hmm, why can't I just be a creepy horror living under the corn in rural Nebraska??

INTO JAPANESE

でも、うーん、なぜ私はネブラスカ州の田舎のトウモロコシの下に住んでいる不気味なホラーではいけませんか??

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But hmmm, why can't I be a creepy horror living under the corn in rural Nebraska??