YOU SAID:

Butter my behind and call me a biscuit

INTO JAPANESE

私の後ろにバターを塗ってビスケットと呼んで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put butter behind me and call it a biscuit

INTO JAPANESE

バターを私の後ろに置き、それをビスケットと呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put butter behind me and call it a biscuit