YOU SAID:

Buy your waifu a salt raifu.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのワイフを塩の葉っこに買ってください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please buy your wife in the leaf of salt.

INTO JAPANESE

塩の葉であなたの妻を買ってください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please buy your wife with salt leaves.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの妻は塩の葉で買ってください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please buy your wife with salt leaves.