YOU SAID:
c an yo u su ck my wi g gl e
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの私のウィグを確認します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will check your my wig
INTO JAPANESE
かつらをチェックします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Check the wig
INTO JAPANESE
かつらをチェック
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Check the wig
Come on, you can do better than that.