Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Calm down jerry i won't steal your condoms again

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いて私は再びあなたのコンドームを盗むことはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm I will not steal your condom again

INTO JAPANESE

穏やかな私は再びあなたのコンドームを盗むことはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm I will not steal your condom again

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