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YOU SAID:

Can somebody please jerk me off

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私をぐいと動かしてくれませんか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can someone move me around

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を動かすことができますか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can someone move me

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を動かすことができますか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can someone move me

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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