YOU SAID:
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
INTO JAPANESE
キャンディーはダンディがお酒が速い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
INTO JAPANESE
キャンディーはダンディがお酒が速い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
That didn't even make that much sense in English.