YOU SAID:
Cats are f***ing me!!
INTO JAPANESE
猫が私を怒らせています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is me off!
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is me!
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.