YOU SAID:

Cats can't count carcrashes, if they could, they would cry.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は死骸を数えることができません。できれば泣くでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cats can't count carcasses. I would cry if I could.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は死骸を数えることができません。できれば泣きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cats can't count carcasses. Cry if you can.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は死骸を数えることができません。できれば泣く。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cats can't count carcasses. Cry if you can.