YOU SAID:
Charles, my friend, I must inform you of a most desperately dire circumstance.
INTO JAPANESE
チャールズ、私の友人、私は最も必死に悲惨な状況を知らせる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Charles, my friend, I need to inform the most desperately miserable situation.
INTO JAPANESE
チャールズ、私の友人、私は最も必死に悲惨な状況を知らせる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Charles, my friend, I need to inform the most desperately miserable situation.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
