YOU SAID:
cheese eats me if i am a cake
INTO JAPANESE
私がケーキならチーズは私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a cake, cheese would eat me.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がケーキだったら、チーズは私を食べるだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a cake, cheese would eat me.
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