YOU SAID:

cheese from the moon tastes better on earth because you are an idiot

INTO JAPANESE

月から来たチーズは地球のほうが美味しい、なぜならあなたはバカだから

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Cheese from the moon tastes better on Earth because you're an idiot

INTO JAPANESE

月のチーズは地球のほうが美味しい、だって君はバカだから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Moon cheese tastes better on Earth because you're an idiot

INTO JAPANESE

月のチーズは地球の方が美味しいよ、君がバカだから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Moon cheese tastes better on Earth because you're an idiot