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Cheese is holy and pizza is cheesy therefor pizza has holes

INTO JAPANESE

チーズは神聖で、ピザは安っぽいので、ピザには穴があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cheese is divine, pizza is cheesy, pizza has holes

INTO JAPANESE

チーズは神、ピザは安っぽい、ピザは穴だらけ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cheese is god, pizza is cheap, pizza is full of holes

INTO JAPANESE

チーズは神、ピザは安い、ピザは穴だらけ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cheese is god, pizza is cheap, pizza is full of holes