YOU SAID:

children, don't lie. unless you're in bed with your significant other.

INTO JAPANESE

子供は嘘をつかない限り、あなたの重要な他とベッドにしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as the children don't lie, and your significant other to bed.

INTO JAPANESE

限り、子供たちは嘘とベッドに他の重要な。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as they lie in bed other important.

INTO JAPANESE

それらにある限り、その他の重要なベッドします。