YOU SAID:
Choo choo! I'm your train conductor!
INTO JAPANESE
汽車ポッポ!私はあなたの列車の車掌です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Train Poppo! I am your train conductor!
INTO JAPANESE
トレインポッポ!私はあなたの列車の車掌です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Train Poppo! I am your train conductor!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.