YOU SAID:
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
INTO JAPANESE
たばことコーヒー：アルコール中毒の親友！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tobacco and coffee: a friend of alcoholism!
INTO JAPANESE
タバコとコーヒー：アルコール依存症の友達！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tobacco and coffee: Friends of alcoholism!
INTO JAPANESE
タバコとコーヒー：アルコール依存症の友達！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tobacco and coffee: Friends of alcoholism!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
