YOU SAID:
Clearly I don't know Japanese. Clearly you can't eat dolphins. Clearly dolphins don't know Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
明らかに私は日本語を知らない。明らかにイルカは食べられない。明らかにイルカは日本語を知らない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Obviously I don't know Japanese. Obviously I can't eat dolphins. Obviously dolphins don't know Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
当然、私は日本語を知りません。当然、イルカは食べられません。当然、イルカは日本語を知りません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of course, I don't know Japanese. Of course, I can't eat dolphins. Of course, dolphins don't know Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
もちろん、私は日本語を知りません。もちろん、イルカを食べることはできません。もちろん、イルカは日本語を知りません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of course I don't know Japanese, of course I can't eat a dolphin, of course dolphins don't know Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
もちろん私は日本語を知りませんし、もちろんイルカを食べることはできませんし、もちろんイルカは日本語を知りません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of course I don't know Japanese, of course I can't eat dolphins, and of course dolphins don't know Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
もちろん私は日本語を知りませんし、もちろんイルカを食べることもできませんし、もちろんイルカは日本語を知りません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of course I don't know Japanese, of course I can't eat dolphins, and of course dolphins don't know Japanese.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.