YOU SAID:
coach hawkins ins fat as heck
INTO JAPANESE
コーチホーキンスは一体として太っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coach Hawkins is fat as a whole
INTO JAPANESE
コーチホーキンスは全体的に太っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coach Hawkins is fat overall
INTO JAPANESE
コーチホーキンスは全体的に太っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coach Hawkins is fat overall
That didn't even make that much sense in English.