YOU SAID:
Come here and pet my weasel
INTO JAPANESE
ここに来て、私のイタチを飼ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please come here and keep my weasels
INTO JAPANESE
ここに来て、私のイタチを守ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please come here and keep my weasels
That didn't even make that much sense in English.