YOU SAID:

connor is so cool and sick no joke he has the flu

INTO JAPANESE

コナーはとてもクールで、風邪をひかない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Conner is very cool and doesn't catch a cold

INTO JAPANESE

コナーはとても涼しくて風邪をひかない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Conner is very cool and doesn't catch a cold