YOU SAID:
Crack me open like a hard boiled egg.
INTO JAPANESE
亀裂が開いている私のようにハードゆで卵。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crack open hard boiled eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
私は亀裂オープン ハードゆで卵。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crack open hard boiled eggs.
Come on, you can do better than that.