YOU SAID:
Crack open a cold one
INTO JAPANESE
風邪 1 つを割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crack a cold one
INTO JAPANESE
冷たいものをクラックします。
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Crack a cold one.
INTO JAPANESE
冷たいものを亀裂します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crack a cold one.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.