YOU SAID:
Cracking toes with ketchup
INTO JAPANESE
ケチャップでつま先を割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
break one's toe with ketchup
INTO JAPANESE
つま先をケチャップで割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
divide one's toes with ketchup
INTO JAPANESE
つま先をケチャップで割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
divide one's toes with ketchup
That didn't even make that much sense in English.