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Creampuff, the oldest cat ever at 38 years old, was probably false, because the owner also owned the second oldest cat ever, which would be statistically impossible, and there's no veterinary records to confirm these claims.

INTO JAPANESE

クリームパフは38歳で史上最高齢の猫だが、これはおそらく誤りだ。飼い主は史上2番目に高齢の猫も飼っていたが、これは統計的に不可能であり、この主張を裏付ける獣医の記録もないからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cream Puff is 38 years old and is the oldest cat in history, but this is probably false, as her owner also owned the second oldest cat in history, which is statistically impossible and there are no veterinary records to back up this claim.

INTO JAPANESE

クリームパフは38歳で、史上最高齢の猫ですが、彼女の飼い主は史上2番目に高齢の猫も飼っていたため、これはおそらく誤りです。これは統計的に不可能であり、この主張を裏付ける獣医の記録もありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At 38 years old, Cream Puff is the oldest cat ever to live, although this is likely false as her owner also had the second oldest cat ever, which is statistically impossible and there are no veterinary records to back up this claim.

INTO JAPANESE

クリームパフは38歳で、史上最高齢の猫である。しかし、クリームパフの飼い主も史上2番目に高齢の猫を飼っていたため、これはおそらく誤りである。これは統計的に不可能であり、この主張を裏付ける獣医の記録もない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At 38 years old, Cream Puff is the oldest cat in history. However, this is probably false, as Cream Puff's owner also had the second oldest cat in history, which is statistically impossible, and there are no veterinary records to back up this claim.

INTO JAPANESE

クリームパフは38歳で、史上最高齢の猫です。しかし、これはおそらく誤りです。クリームパフの飼い主は、史上2番目に高齢の猫を飼っていましたが、これは統計的に不可能であり、この主張を裏付ける獣医の記録もありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At 38 years old, Cream Puff is the oldest cat in history. However, this is probably false: Cream Puff's owners had the second oldest cat in history, which is statistically impossible, and there are no veterinary records to back up this claim.

INTO JAPANESE

クリームパフは38歳で、史上最高齢の猫です。しかし、これはおそらく誤りです。クリームパフの飼い主は史上2番目に高齢の猫を飼っていましたが、これは統計的に不可能であり、この主張を裏付ける獣医の記録もありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At 38 years old, Cream Puff is the oldest cat in history. However, this is probably false: Cream Puff's owners had the second oldest cat in history, which is statistically impossible, and there are no veterinary records to back up this claim.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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