YOU SAID:

Cry me a river, you worthless piece of junk.

INTO JAPANESE

私に川を泣かせてください。貴重な貴重品です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please let me cry the river. It is valuable valuable item.

INTO JAPANESE

私は川を泣かせてください。貴重な貴重品です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please let me cry the river. It is valuable valuable item.