YOU SAID:
daddy has a buttcrack on his forehead
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんは彼の額に亀裂があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father has a crack on his forehead
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は彼の額に亀裂があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father has a crack on his forehead
You've done this before, haven't you.