YOU SAID:

Dear Elle, honey bring that ring back and shove it up your a--

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なるエル、ハニー、その指輪を持ち帰って、あなたの胸に押し込んでください--

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear Elle, honey, please take that ring home and shove it into your heart--

INTO JAPANESE

親愛なるエル、ハニー、その指輪を家に持ち帰り、あなたの心に押し込んでください--

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear Elle, honey, please take that ring home and shove it into your heart--