YOU SAID:
Dear Stomach, You're bored. Not hungry. So shut up.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる胃、あなたは退屈です。おなかすいてない。だから黙って。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear stomach, you are bored. I am not hungry. So shut up.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる胃、あなたは退屈です。私は空腹ではない。だから黙って。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear stomach, you are bored. I am not hungry. So shut up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.