YOU SAID:

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh, how do you do?

INTO JAPANESE

デニスここには素敵な汚れがあるやあ、こんにちは。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dennis, there's a nice stain here.

INTO JAPANESE

デニス、ここには素敵な汚れがある。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dennis, there's a nice stain here.