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Divorce, lawyers? I! shaved. my, head?

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離婚、弁護士？私！剃った。私の頭？

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Divorce, a lawyer? Me! Shaven. My head?

INTO JAPANESE

離婚、弁護士？私！剃る私の頭？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Divorce, a lawyer? Me! My head to shave?

INTO JAPANESE

離婚、弁護士？私！私の頭を剃る？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Divorce, a lawyer? Me! Shave my head?

INTO JAPANESE

離婚、弁護士？私！私の頭を剃る？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Divorce, a lawyer? Me! Shave my head?