YOU SAID:

DOG IS GOD BACKWARDS, DOGS ARE GODS OH MAH GOODNESS

INTO JAPANESE

犬は神に後れをとっており、犬は神です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog is behind God and the dog is God.

INTO JAPANESE

犬は神の後ろにいて、犬は神です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog is behind God and the dog is God.