YOU SAID:
Dogs eat bones with chicken noodle soup because the cats love to climb the eiffel tower in the park with Uncle Sam.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はサムおじさんと公園のエッフェル塔に登るのが大好きなので、犬はチキンヌードルスープで骨を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats love to climb the Eiffel Tower in the park with Uncle Sam, so dogs eat bones in chicken noodle soup.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はサムおじさんと公園のエッフェル塔に登るのが大好きなので、犬はチキンヌードルスープで骨を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats love to climb the Eiffel Tower in the park with Uncle Sam, so dogs eat bones in chicken noodle soup.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
