YOU SAID:
Don Ramon The Umpire is anything but an idiot
INTO JAPANESE
ドン・ラモンアンパイアは馬鹿ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don · Ramón Umpire is not stupid
INTO JAPANESE
ドン・ラモンアンパイアは愚かではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don Ramon Umpire is not stupid
INTO JAPANESE
ドンラモンアンパイアは馬鹿ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don Ramon Umpire is not stupid
That didn't even make that much sense in English.