YOU SAID:

don't be an idiot, don't be a jerk, don't be a redneck and be straight

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馬鹿ではない、馬鹿にならないでください。

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It is not foolish, please do not be foolish.

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それは愚かではない、愚かではないでください。

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It is not silly, stupid and not do.

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それは愚かな、愚かな、しないは。

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It's stupid, stupid, no.

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なんてことだ

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Dear lord.

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なんてことだ

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Dear lord.