Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Don't eat oatmeal at 3am (ghosts found) by Guava Juice
INTO JAPANESE
3 (幽霊が) グアバ ジュースでオートミールを食べていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
[ぐあば] /guava/Psidium guajava/
グアバ
That's deep, man.