YOU SAID:
Don't eat potatoes if you don't have a mouth
INTO JAPANESE
口がないならジャガイモを食べるな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't eat potatoes if you don't have a mouth
INTO JAPANESE
口がないならジャガイモを食べるな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't eat potatoes if you don't have a mouth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.