YOU SAID:

don't have a cow. eat chicken. Keel over.

INTO JAPANESE

牛を持っていませんチキンを食べる。キールオーバー。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat chicken who does not have cows. Keel over.

INTO JAPANESE

牛のいない鶏を食べる。キールオーバー。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat chicken without cows. Keel over.

INTO JAPANESE

牛なしで鶏を食べる。キールオーバー。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat chicken without cows. Keel over.