YOU SAID:

Don't hit me! I'll hit me.

INTO JAPANESE

私を打つことはありません！私は私を打つでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You will not beat me! I will beat me.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私を打つことはありません！私は私を打つだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You will not beat me! I will beat me.