Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Don't kill me yet...please..

INTO JAPANESE

殺さないでくれ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

- Don't kill me. Please.

INTO JAPANESE

殺さないでくれ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

- Don't kill me. Please.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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