YOU SAID:
Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord splits you.
INTO JAPANESE
善良な主があなたを引き裂く場所にドアがあなたをぶつけないようにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't let the door run you where the good Lord will tear you apart.
INTO JAPANESE
善良な主があなたを引き裂くところにドアがあなたを走らせないようにしてください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't let the door run you where the good Lord tears you apart.
INTO JAPANESE
善良な主があなたを引き裂くところにドアがあなたを走らせないようにしてください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't let the door run you where the good Lord tears you apart.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
