YOU SAID:

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜオレの耳に小便かける 雨でも降ってるのか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why don't you just piss in my ear and tell me it's raining, too?

INTO JAPANESE

なぜオレの耳に小便かける 雨でも降ってるのか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why don't you just piss in my ear and tell me it's raining, too?