YOU SAID:

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining

INTO JAPANESE

私の足におしっこをしないで、雨が降っているって言って

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee on my feet, say it's raining

INTO JAPANESE

私の足におしっこをしないで、雨が降っていると言う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee on my feet, say it's raining