Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

don't sleep in the subway

INTO JAPANESE

地下鉄で寝ないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't sleep on the subway.

INTO JAPANESE

地下鉄で寝るな

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't sleep on the subway.

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