YOU SAID:

don't you just hate it when you choke on bananas?

INTO JAPANESE

バナナを絞めたら嫌いじゃないの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you squeeze a banana, you don't hate it?

INTO JAPANESE

バナナを絞れば嫌いじゃないの？

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If you squeeze a banana, you hate it?

INTO JAPANESE

バナナを絞ると嫌い？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you hate squeezing bananas?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはバナナを絞るのが嫌いですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do you hate squeezing bananas?