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donald trump is vladimir putin and he will be shooting at my grandmother with his shiny, long and slippery knife blade soon after he dies

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ドナルド・トランプはウラジーミル・プーチンであり、彼は死んだ直後に、光沢のある長く滑りやすいナイフの刃で私の祖母を撃ちます

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Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin and shortly after he dies he shoots my grandmother with a shiny long slippery knife blade

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ドナルド・トランプはウラジミール・プーチンであり、彼が死んだ直後、彼は光沢のある長く滑りやすいナイフの刃で私の祖母を撃ちます

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Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin and shortly after he dies he shoots my grandmother with a shiny long slippery knife blade